Bimbos unite!

[elegant-one]

^^^Really??? Wow

[alwaysbella]

ahem....i cant hide it anymore.....IM A BIMBO!!!!

[elegant-one]

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Originally Posted by alwaysbella

ahem....i cant hide it anymore.....IM A BIMBO!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Susanne, add her to the Official list

[Susanne]

Done.

[AudreyNicole]

Ok seriously girls, my sides hurt from laughing so hard. Between you girls and this thread, Malcolm and his hair problems and the this show my little boy is watching on TV, I almost can't stand it.

Ok, first the cat. Have you ever given a dog a peanut butter jar and let them lick it? You know how they just sit and lick the air cause they can't figure out how to deal with texture of the peanut butter? Well, that is exactly what my little Sabrina is doing. She was the one that Malcolm went to for help, and the poor thing have NO idea what is going on. She was sitting next to him on my washing machine trying so hard to help give him a bath, and she finally gave up. She sat there for the longest time trying to comb out the fur on his head with her tongue. It was almost like watching a kid with his tongue stuck to an icecube. It really wasn't going anywhere. Luckily now, Malcolm is pretty much dazzleglass free, but he still wears his title proudly. Poor Sabrina is exhausted. I tried to get a video with my phone but I couldn't get the camera to focus right.

Then, Joshua is watching this show on Nickoloden. It is the most ridiculous show, but he loves it Anyway, this adult woman was just on there wearing a gold glittery outfit, WAY too much blue eyeshadow, bright red lipstick and hair teased to the moon and back. She was singing a song about her "glitter hands" and doing an unbelieveably embarassing dance. I thought to myself, the only thing she is missing is some Dazzleglass. I'm telling ya, I am just a mess today!

[elegant-one]

HAHAHA Audrey - that's just too funny! Ah, the timing of that show HAHAHA

What does Sabrina's tongue look like (not that you're actually looking) GLITTERY

[Krasevayadancer]

Yay, ladies let me say this is an extreme honor to represent each and every one of you! I will wear the bimbo president sig label proudly!

Audrey, you crack me up!! Your kitties sound like a hoot

[MAC_Whore]

bim·bo [ bímbō ] (plural bim·bos) noun

Definition:

1. an offensive term for an attractive woman who is regarded as unintelligent and shallow


2. an offensive term for a man or woman who is regarded as unintelligent or superficial

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Sorry, won't add my name to the list.

[Janice]

killjoy

kill·joy Pronunciation: \ˈkil-ˌjȯi\

: one who spoils the pleasure of others

[coachkitten]

This bimbo just got on the computer and is happy that we got our own thread!!! This thread has been so much fun and I am happy to be a part of it!

I am happy that Krasevayadance will represent us as President of the Bimbos! And Elegant_one your picture has me dying laughing!

[MAC_Whore]

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Originally Posted by Janice

killjoy

kill·joy Pronunciation: \ˈkil-ˌjȯi\

: one who spoils the pleasure of others

[wet blanket] Considering the intent behind the original comment, I'm just fine with being a killjoy in this instance. [/wet blanket]

[purrtykitty]

Hello, I have a penchant for all things sparkly and pretty and I am proud to be a Bimbo!!

Of course I'm also aware that I am smart and strong in every other respect of my life, as I believe all you other ladies are!

[elegant-one]

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Originally Posted by purrtykitty

Hello, I have a penchant for all things sparkly and pretty and I am proud to be a Bimbo!!

Of course I'm also aware that I am smart and strong in every other respect of my life, as I believe all you other ladies are!

I actually wondered where you were. When Susanne wakes up from dreaming about makeup...she will be so happy to add you.

Just put you on the Dazzleglass page 26 list dear

Seriously, I cannot stop looking at that dang cat in the hat every time you post

[Sanayhs]

I'd say being a bimbo here on Specktra is definitely something with a definition differing from bimbos elsewhere. I believe that the Specktra bimbos are intelligent, strong, interesting... and have a love for everything sparkly and pretty!

[TamEva Le Fay]

Umm…yes…I …was sent here, anonymously, by the…Makeup Enablers Association.

Yes…well…here goes – My name is TamEva…and…I am…a BIMBO!

And I’m not afraid to say it!

But I’m a little confused –
The Stickers that I received today, in my package from MAC, which included my six tubes of Dazzleglass, which I waffled about getting at the freestanding store (to join the other four tubes I didn’t waffle about getting at the store).

These Stickers that read “Bimbos Have More Fun! and “Bimbos Do It Better Wearing Dazzleglass!!!”

Do I put these on my car bumper or…

…on the window for the Firemen to see, in case of emergency, so that they know what to save first?!?

Please help!


Yours,
Bimbo In Waiting


P.S. If I am inducted as a Bimbo – I propose that we do away with, typically, patriarchal title of rank, and instead name Krasevayadancer…Queen of the Bimbos!

Long Live The Queen!

[Krasevayadancer]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sanayhs

I'd say being a bimbo here on Specktra is definitely something with a definition differing from bimbos elsewhere. I believe that the Specktra bimbos are intelligent, strong, interesting... and have a love for everything sparkly and pretty!

Agreed, it is all in good fun We shy away from stereotypes and turn ignorant and mean comments (like calling someone who likes dazzleglasses a bimbo) into something positive. Our response is to make light of it and band together. We don't mean to offend at all.

[Sanayhs]

TamEva, I'd say that if you have the two stickers, you should place one on your bumper and one on your window! Welcome to the bimbo ranks!

[stv578]

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Originally Posted by Krasevayadancer

Agreed, it is all in good fun We shy away from stereotypes and turn ignorant and mean comments (like calling someone who likes dazzleglasses a bimbo) into something positive. Our response is to make light of it and band together. We don't mean to offend at all.

And might I add, I think when the dazzleglass discussion went in this direction, there was a strong sarcastic undertone to all of it! So um, no, I don't think any of us are seriously calling ourselves or others bimbo's in the true sense of the word, but we are having a little fun

[Sanayhs]

I know that I've always figured if I can't make fun of myself, I'm in trouble. Actually, all through school growing up, even though I was a fat, weird kid, everyone left me alone/had a sort of respect for me, because they knew I didn't give a damn if they tried to make fun of me. Hell, I might even join in the mockery.

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Originally Posted by stv578

And might I add, I think when the dazzleglass discussion went in this direction, there was a strong sarcastic undertone to all of it! So um, no, I don't think any of us are seriously calling ourselves or others bimbo's in the true sense of the word, but we are having a little fun

[elegant-one]

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Originally Posted by Sanayhs

I know that I've always figured if I can't make fun of myself, I'm in trouble. Actually, all through school growing up, even though I was a fat, weird kid, everyone left me alone/had a sort of respect for me, because they knew I didn't give a damn if they tried to make fun of me. Hell, I might even join in the mockery.

That's pretty much the point. Never let anyone put you in a box no matter what. If it's not the glitter, it would be your nose, thighs, butt, whatever. Be secure in who you are no matter what the label & of course, to laugh.

TamEva Le Fay....you're on the list

[purrtykitty]

^^Did you change you picture again?!

[AudreyNicole]

Quote:

Originally Posted by purrtykitty

^^Did you change you picture again?!

Yep she did, and this time, it is a CLOSE up shot! Seriously, I think she is trying to make me have nightmares It's not fair, Susanne left to go to sleep and dream of mineralized blushes and gorgeous eyeshadows. I am left to go to sleep with visions of the creepy unibrow peanut girl in my head! If I need therapy because of this, I am sending the bill to you elegant-one!

[Sanayhs]

Audrey, instead of having nightmares, dream about how you could make the unibrow peanut girl over to look better with all the new MAC products coming out. :P

[darkishstar]

I want so much glitter on my lips, like I had been puking it. XD

[Sanayhs]

Has anyone tried mixing some reflects glitter with their dazzleglass? I'm curious how that would turn out...