Virtual peeing game on the Wii

[frocher]

Lol, can it get any more strange?











As any good geek should know by now Japan has some of the wackiest and most unusual products anywhere. So when we were visiting Tokyo recently and saw lines of Japanese schoolgirls waiting to play an amazing new game for the Wii called Super Pii Pii Brothers we were only a little surprised. After all with games like WarioWare and Raving Rabbids the Wii is no stranger to crazy gameplay mechanics... but it was quite unusual to see the "strap-on" style accessory and peeing action that Pii Pii Brothers provides. Normally ThinkGeek doesn't carry video games, but we were so blown-away by Super Pii Pii Brothers that we immediately got our trusted Japanese importer on the phone and arranged to bring over a limited quantity of this amazing Wii game along with some cross regional boot discs to allow play on USA Wii consoles.
The play mechanics are simple. Prepare yourself by strapping on the included belt harness and jacking in your Wiimote. A series of toilets are presented on screen and the challenge is to tilt your body to control a never-ending stream of pee. Get as much pee in the toilets as you can while spilling as little on the floor as possible. Sounds easy eh? Well the toilets open and close whack-a-mole style and occasionally the stray cat or other cute critter pops up. Spray a cat for extra points. Get too much pee on the ground and your game is over. With realistic fluid dynamics for the pee and over 100 different bathrooms from bars and palaces to automatic Japanese style toilets you'll be entertained for hours. And wait until your friends see the multi-player mode with dueling pee streams...
According to the Japanese text on the box "Super Pii Pii Brothers promotes good bathroom skills and allows women to experience for the first time the pleasure of urinating while standing." What we say is that virtual peeing is damn fun.


Product Features:

• Video Game for Nintendo Wii Provides a Virtual Peeing Experience
• Amazing Realistic Pee Fluid Dynamics
• Imported from Japan
• Comes with game disc and Wiimote belt harness
• Includes cross regional boot disc to allow play on US Wii consoles
• Minimal Japanese text makes game easy to understand if you can't read Japanese
• Over 100 different peeing environments with multiple toilet and urinal styles
• Up to two players can compete with dueling pee streams

[MAC_Whore]

I just don't even know what to say.

[Paramnesia]

Quote:

Originally Posted by MAC_Whore

I just don't even know what to say.

Same

[Dizzy]

Imagine those conversations...

"What're you doing?"

"Peeing on the Wii!"

[Paramnesia]

Hahahaha, such a great conversation topic.

[ancilla]

That was one of my favourite April Fool's Day products they launched this year Think Geek is so rad.

[Paramnesia]

Ok so I just noticed... there's a cat in that toilet

[glam8babe]

OMG thats weird lol
imagine playin on that and someone walking in on you... what the hell would they think? it does look like a strap on

[aziajs]

Lmao!!!

[DominicanBarbie]

Eww lol

[elegant-one]

Well, maybe it could be a training device for men

[glam8babe]

haha yeh

[S.S.BlackOrchid]

Lol. What's the cat doing in the toilet?

I wonder what other games they could come up involving the strap on remote *mind in gutter*.

[redambition]

awesomeness.

the betamax to hd dvd converter gets my vote for best product though

[CoConutNwuT]

this is like the funniest thing ever!!! LOL!!! it makes me laugh!!

[bellovesmac]

What?Why?

[jenntoz]

LOL, eeeeeeewwwwwwww!!!!!

[gigiopolis]

LOL that's hilarious! Trust the Japanese to come up with the kookiest games XD.

[brokenxbeauty]

Haha, I wonder how many people play this! xD

[noahlowryfan]

Quote:

Originally Posted by S.S.BlackOrchid

Lol. What's the cat doing in the toilet?

I wonder what other games they could come up involving the strap on remote *mind in gutter*.

If you have read, if you spray a cat you get extra points.

[MzzRach]

This IS a joke, right? Please say it is.

[Rennah]

lol!!!

It's not real... try adding it to the cart: ThinkGeek :: Super Pii Pii Brothers

Still, hilarious! I wish it was real!

[ohnna-lee]

i'll be impressed when they come out with WII POO

[MAC_Whore]

"Hold on, I'm going Wii wee"

[MAC_Pixie04]

Totally going on my Christmas list....fuck Rock Band, I want PiiPii!