This truly made my day. This is brilliant.
A man got laid off and decided to find a creative way to feed his family. He auctioned off his scary clown services- following someone around for 3 days scaring them, basically. The winning bid (of 42!) was $355.
Unfortunately, since I posted this, the eBay link expired. You can see some of it here:
ebay EXPERIENCE YOUR FEAR OF CLOWNS
The Q&A's aren't complete but it's better than nothing.
Here's my personal favourite:
Q: i need this as a gift to my brother who is the king of Africa. Will you ship, along with your social security number, date of birth, and mothers maiden name to consulate. they will pay you for all your troubles 1.5 millon GBP for deposit into your account. after i receive item i will gladly leave positive feedback and you do the same. fuck yea, it's marbles. [size=1]Feb-09-09
A: I'm not sure this arrangement will work for me.
Item Specifics
Weirdness : Clown fearAfraid of Clowns? Ever see a movie with a creepy clown and get scared to death? Believe it or not, there are people out there who like to be scared. This idea came to me when a friend mentioned they love scary movies and the thrill it gives them. This auction is for a 3 day thrill ride through your greatest fear! ~CLOWNS~!!!! I will dress up as a clown and scare you for 3 days STRAIGHT, everywhere you go, I will follow, dressed as a clown. When you least expect it - BOOM!!! There I'll be to creeper you out! This is something you will only want to experience once. LIVE your SCARIEST MOVIE SCENES! Included in this auction, is my travel expenses to wherever you live to give you 3 days of creepy, clowny excitement! BID NOW AND EXPERIENCE this once in a lifetime Thrill.... Are you Brave Enough? *This is meant for entertainment purposes only, no harm will come to you from this, just scariest thrill of a lifetime! Live a haunted house come to life for 3 entire days.
A man got laid off and decided to find a creative way to feed his family. He auctioned off his scary clown services- following someone around for 3 days scaring them, basically. The winning bid (of 42!) was $355.
Unfortunately, since I posted this, the eBay link expired. You can see some of it here:
ebay EXPERIENCE YOUR FEAR OF CLOWNS
The Q&A's aren't complete but it's better than nothing.
Here's my personal favourite:
Q: i need this as a gift to my brother who is the king of Africa. Will you ship, along with your social security number, date of birth, and mothers maiden name to consulate. they will pay you for all your troubles 1.5 millon GBP for deposit into your account. after i receive item i will gladly leave positive feedback and you do the same. fuck yea, it's marbles. [size=1]Feb-09-09
A: I'm not sure this arrangement will work for me.
Item Specifics
Weirdness : Clown fearAfraid of Clowns? Ever see a movie with a creepy clown and get scared to death? Believe it or not, there are people out there who like to be scared. This idea came to me when a friend mentioned they love scary movies and the thrill it gives them. This auction is for a 3 day thrill ride through your greatest fear! ~CLOWNS~!!!! I will dress up as a clown and scare you for 3 days STRAIGHT, everywhere you go, I will follow, dressed as a clown. When you least expect it - BOOM!!! There I'll be to creeper you out! This is something you will only want to experience once. LIVE your SCARIEST MOVIE SCENES! Included in this auction, is my travel expenses to wherever you live to give you 3 days of creepy, clowny excitement! BID NOW AND EXPERIENCE this once in a lifetime Thrill.... Are you Brave Enough? *This is meant for entertainment purposes only, no harm will come to you from this, just scariest thrill of a lifetime! Live a haunted house come to life for 3 entire days.
That sounds delicious.
