AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES- These really do work...
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and... Presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.
*removed this one, it wasn't funny...
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going ack to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.
Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:
You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape
If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.
If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
Please Remember:
Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.
If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance.
And finally, be really nice to your family and friends; you never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan.
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and... Presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.
*removed this one, it wasn't funny...
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going ack to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.
Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:
You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape
If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.
If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
Please Remember:
Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.
If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance.
And finally, be really nice to your family and friends; you never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan.
