Don't You Just Love No-Brainer Warnings?
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gildedangel
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Here are some more hilarious product warnings. It makes me question the intelligence of humanity in general...
"Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.
"Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.
"For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.
"Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.
"Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking." -- On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan.
"Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." -- On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists.
"This product not intended for use as a dental drill." -- On an electric rotary tool.
"Caution: Do not spray in eyes." -- On a container of underarm deodorant.
"Do not drive with sunshield in place." -- On a cardboard sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard.
"May irritate eyes." -- On a can of self-defense pepper spray.
"Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." -- On a novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock."
"Do not use orally." -- On a toilet bowl cleaning brush.
"Please keep out of children." -- On a butcher knife.
"Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less." -- On a birthday card for a 1 year old.
"Not to be used as a personal flotation device." -- On a 6x10 inch inflatable picture frame.
"Do not put in mouth." -- On a box of bottle rockets
I got these from Things People Said: Warning Labels
Bahahahaha!!!
"Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.
"Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.
"For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.
"Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.
"Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking." -- On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan.
"Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." -- On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists.
"This product not intended for use as a dental drill." -- On an electric rotary tool.
"Caution: Do not spray in eyes." -- On a container of underarm deodorant.
"Do not drive with sunshield in place." -- On a cardboard sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard.
"May irritate eyes." -- On a can of self-defense pepper spray.
"Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." -- On a novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock."
"Do not use orally." -- On a toilet bowl cleaning brush.
"Please keep out of children." -- On a butcher knife.
"Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less." -- On a birthday card for a 1 year old.
"Not to be used as a personal flotation device." -- On a 6x10 inch inflatable picture frame.
"Do not put in mouth." -- On a box of bottle rockets
I got these from Things People Said: Warning Labels
Bahahahaha!!!
L1LMAMAJ
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r u for real??
hmm i'm hungry lets eat an ipod shuffle.
Originally Posted by claralikesguts
LMAO. i just had to google 'stupid product warnings'... -- A scooter with the warning "This product moves when used." -- A digital thermometer with the advice "Once used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally." -- An electric blender used for chopping and dicing that reminds users to " "Never remove food or other items from the blades while the product is operating." -- And a three-inch bag of air used for packaging that read "Do not use this product as a toy, pillow, or flotation device." On packaging for a Rowenta Iron: Do not iron clothes on body. On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. On Nytol (a sleep aid): Warning: May cause drowsiness. On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. On car sun shield-- "Do not drive with shield in place." On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." On the ipod Shuffle -- "Do not eat." i'm just lol'ing all over 
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r u for real??
hmm i'm hungry lets eat an ipod shuffle.
gildedangel
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Oh haven't you heard? Ipod shuffles are low fat AND filling!
| Originally Posted by L1LMAMAJ
r u for real?? hmm i'm hungry lets eat an ipod shuffle. |
Oh haven't you heard? Ipod shuffles are low fat AND filling!
melozburngr
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As sad as it sounds- my sister actually did this and burnt herself, the idiot. Not that a warning would've stopped her of course, but...
| Originally Posted by claralikesguts
On packaging for a Rowenta Iron: Do not iron clothes on body. |
As sad as it sounds- my sister actually did this and burnt herself, the idiot. Not that a warning would've stopped her of course, but...
Lapis
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Tish I'm sorry but the coffee case wasn't frivolous, I think we all believe that if we spill a hot drink on ourselves there would be a measure of uncomfortableness, but to have 3rd burns and need a skin graft! that goes beyond normal.
Wrote that then peeked and saw Cobi said what I did, much better.
| Originally Posted by TISH1127
Those are the Anti-Lawsuit warnings.....Like that person that sued McDonalds...there was nothing on the cup that said the coffee was HOT...and they burned themselves
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Tish I'm sorry but the coffee case wasn't frivolous, I think we all believe that if we spill a hot drink on ourselves there would be a measure of uncomfortableness, but to have 3rd burns and need a skin graft! that goes beyond normal.
Wrote that then peeked and saw Cobi said what I did, much better.
Candy Christ
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Uhm...what?!
| Originally Posted by melozburngr
As sad as it sounds- my sister actually did this and burnt herself, the idiot. Not that a warning would've stopped her of course, but... |
Uhm...what?!
