Dark_Phoenix
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So I bought Missbehave magazine this month because of the article title "Do your nails make you look like a skank?" (aricle I typed is from there)
And I'm like 99.9% positive the reactions of most people would be like "I don't care what guys think!" but here's an exerpt and please tell me what you think of this:
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So... are French Nails slutty?
Just wondering...
And I'm like 99.9% positive the reactions of most people would be like "I don't care what guys think!" but here's an exerpt and please tell me what you think of this:
Quote:
You know those painted plywood things at amusements parks where you put your face through the cutout and take a picture? Men notice nails because fingers, like lips, are just like those plywood things. Scenery. But for their dicks. Dark nails look ominous. Light nails are gamine and therefore forbidden. The French Manicure, like many things, reminds them of porn. Wihle we know that most of us are not in any immediate danger of willingly getting a French Manicure, you need to konw the sizeable and strangely time-specific hazard therein: If you're just some girl, a French Manicure guarantees you'll be written off as a slut. If you're wifey and you get one, dudes get amped and grateful. Either way, if you have small hands they tend to get exciteable. It makes every side their good side and it's way less work than shaving their pubes. As a firlgriend, French Manicured gherkin gerks are tremendously good for morale. |
So... are French Nails slutty?
Just wondering...