sorry about the cake hun! i would be pissed too.
gross-ish story- At my mom and 'real' dad's wedding they had these chocolate molded roses on sticks (it was the 80s, lol!). My mom freezed the leftovers and we ate them a few years ago, they were like 16 frickn years old! i don't even know how or why but they tasted sooooo good. lol, i'm surprised we didn't get sick.