Gosh, I have a few that were crackups, 2 that come to mind (from many years ago)...
I met this cute guy at a bar, he asked me out, I accepted.
He comes to pick me up in the beater mobile.
We go to a sports bar. He says, I have $6, so whatever we can get with that.
HUH? $6? Seriously? I told him I didn't have any money on me. What did he think, I would foot the bill? (keep in mind this was probably in the 80's, when guys did generally pay the bill)
We left after our $6 was spent, it started raining, he had to put fresh paper towels on the broken windshield wipers.
Needless to say, it was our first & last date. LOL
He really was cute tho. =)
Funny #2
Got set up with a friends brother-in-law.
Very handsome guy
We go out, I think I was maybe 20 ish and he was prob. 23 or so.
Went to his parents house. He starts showing me all of his old photo albums (are you 12 or 23 dude?)
I was trying to act interested. We had nothing in common. Zilch, Nada.
I think he actually used more hairspray then I do. Very prissy kinda guy. Don't mess up his hair!
Anyhow, after a very boring evening, he brought me home, walked me to the door and gave the most disgusting totally open mouth kiss I've ever had.
It was as if he opened his mouth as big as he could and came in for a landing on mine. Eww eww eww.
I went in the house and went right to the sink and washed my face. I was almost gagging from the thoughts of what he had done. LMAO!
Poor guy didn't have a clue how nasty that was. His breath wasn't bad or anything, just the big open mouth thing was so gross.