german translation helllpppp

[Chelly]

well.. i think its german.

a friend of mine has a 4 page spread in this foreign issue of MAXIM (her pic is also on the cover @ the bottem!! im so proud!) so check it out. and then she sent me this newsletter thing that i was hoping someone could translate for me

so this is what the cover looks like in case anyone wants to check it out

sorry if its a big pic i didnt wanna make it TOO small



and this is the news brief thing:

Christen Carnevalla wordt al sinds haar schooltijd 'booty-full' genoemd. "Overal waar ik kom, krijg ik commentaar op mijn achterwerk." Waw, wij wilden net zeggen dat we zo onder de indruk waren van haar sierlijk gevormde handen.

 

[Chelly]

o shit i think its dutch.. i dont know!

 

[Miss_Behave]

Hi it's definitly not german

looks like dutch, so Sanne could help you

 

[Bianca]

Yes this is Dutch and I am Dutch! Can I help you?

 

[Bianca]

and this is the news brief thing:

Christen Carnevalla wordt al sinds haar schooltijd 'booty-full' genoemd. "Overal waar ik kom, krijg ik commentaar op mijn achterwerk." Waw, wij wilden net zeggen dat we zo onder de indruk waren van haar sierlijk gevormde handen.

Christen Carnevalla is called "booty-full" since high school. "Everywhere I go, I get comments on my butt". Wow, we just wanted to say we like here beautifully shaped hands!

 

[Chelly]

thank u darling! <33

 

[Bianca]

You are welcome!

 

[user2]

Haha I really like the word achterwerk!!!