NicksWifey
Well-known member
Ok, y'all may think this is a positive thread but I can assure, IT AIN'T!!!!!!!
I came home from studying at school tonight, armed with my McDonalds in hand, come on I was HONGRY ok?! I walked up the sidewalk to my building and rounded the corner to my apartment and what do I see, but my patio table, ON FIRE!
There was all of this smoke and some flames, nothing too major, but enough to freak the hell out over! I was on my cell with my mom so I told her I would call her back. Meanwhile, I had dropped my beloved McDonalds bag on the ground and I'm frantically trying to find my keys so I can get inside and get a cup of water to douse that sucker. Around this time, my neighbor comes out to walk her dog and just stands there, watching me like the dumb cow that she is. I was cursing and finally found the keys, ran inside to get a cup of water and was able to put the small fire out. Turns out, Nick's lovely (insert gag face here
) ashtray had caught fire and was the culprit. His ashtray also busted in the heat, it's a glass one. I always ask him to empty his nasty ass ashtray out, but he never does until it's all coming out of the top and sides, looking nasty. Now there is a huge puddle of soot, blackened water and burnt up cigarettes lying all over the patio table. Thank god I came home when I did, I can only imagine what would've happened had I stayed at school later. He needs to learn how to put out his cigs better from now on! Ashtrays are dangerous!
When I was finally able to gain composure and go inside to have myself a nice meal, I see my furry little friend the mouse go running across the kitchen floor. I've been trying to nail that sucka now for days and he keeps getting the bait and taking off with it.
Honestly, what a night, I just had to share with y'all
I came home from studying at school tonight, armed with my McDonalds in hand, come on I was HONGRY ok?! I walked up the sidewalk to my building and rounded the corner to my apartment and what do I see, but my patio table, ON FIRE!
There was all of this smoke and some flames, nothing too major, but enough to freak the hell out over! I was on my cell with my mom so I told her I would call her back. Meanwhile, I had dropped my beloved McDonalds bag on the ground and I'm frantically trying to find my keys so I can get inside and get a cup of water to douse that sucker. Around this time, my neighbor comes out to walk her dog and just stands there, watching me like the dumb cow that she is. I was cursing and finally found the keys, ran inside to get a cup of water and was able to put the small fire out. Turns out, Nick's lovely (insert gag face here
When I was finally able to gain composure and go inside to have myself a nice meal, I see my furry little friend the mouse go running across the kitchen floor. I've been trying to nail that sucka now for days and he keeps getting the bait and taking off with it.
Honestly, what a night, I just had to share with y'all
