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gigiopolis

gigiopolis

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Sorry if there's been a topic on this already (did a quick search, couldn't find anything but I could be wrong!) but I'm totally in love with this site. This one, in particular, reminded me of Specktra:

FML : while showering, my 3 year old son comes to the bathroom and puts on all my makeup. Once I got out...
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Today, while showering, my 3 year old son comes to the bathroom and puts on all my makeup. Once I got out of the shower, I got a camera I had and took a few adorable shots. Afterward, I sent the images to all my friends and family. Then I realized the reflection on the mirror was me fully naked. FML

LOL! Hope none of you ladies experienced this...

Post your favourite FML submissions
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Fmylife - FML : Your everyday life stories.
 
gigiopolis

gigiopolis

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Quote:
Originally Posted by nebbish
Why was she walking around naked in front of her kid?

Well, her son was 3 years old. I'm not sure I would walk around naked in front of my 3-year-old son, but at least he wasn't over the age of 7 lol.
 
OfficerJenny

OfficerJenny

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i love it to death.

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I were in the middle of a heavy make-out session when his cell rang. Normally, he'd ignore it. This time however he pushed me off of him and said "Shit! It's probably my girlfriend!" I thought I was his girlfriend. FML
 
gigiopolis

gigiopolis

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Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML

Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room... my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

Today, my mom : "You and your dad like all the same foods right? Try this for me", she then proceeds to give me a strawberry flavored jelly. I say that it tastes good and ask what she gave me. "It's my new nipple cream, I want to surprise your dad tonight." FML

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

LOL! Just...oh no. Some of these are horrible!!
 
chocolategoddes

chocolategoddes

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thank you for introducing me to my new favorite site. LOL!

I probably have a bunch of Fuck My Life moments. Too many to count.
 
brianjenny17

brianjenny17

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i seriously read through the whole site the first day i found it, i have to check it like everyday.

when im having a bad day i can be like hey at least its not THAT bad lol
 
summerskin

summerskin

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Today, I was having sex with a girl I had just met. After about 5 minutes in, she said she had to go to the bathroom. So we stopped and she went to the bathroom. After waiting around 10 min, I decided to check if she was ok. The window was open. She was gone. FML

LOL i love this site
 
leenybeeny

leenybeeny

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Actually, after reading these.. it reminds of of something silly I did.

I was at a nightclub for my bachelorette party and I was pretty hammered. I grabbed my girlfriends by the hands and dragged them up onto the dancefloor. As I made my way back to the dancefloor, I saw another bride-to-be also wearing a veil and tiara walking towards me. I started waving and pointing at her saying "I'm getting married too!!!!" That's when I walked into the mirror! Duurrrhhh
 
abbyquack

abbyquack

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lol I just spent like 30 min looking at and loling at some of these! I hope my life isn't as whacked out as some of these,
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NutMeg

NutMeg

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Some of them are pretty obviously made up. But that is a really funny site, I'm sick today and I killed most of an afternoon reading through that, passiveagressivenotes.com, and notalwaysright.com. Awesome.
 
Dreamergirl3

Dreamergirl3

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Quote:
Originally Posted by nebbish
Why was she walking around naked in front of her kid?

My mom walked around naked in front of me when I was a baby...I don't see what's wrong with it? I turned out fine.

I would be sooo embarrassed if I accidentally sent out naked pics of myself though!
 
slowdownbaby

slowdownbaby

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dreamergirl3
My mom walked around naked in front of me when I was a baby...I don't see what's wrong with it? I turned out fine.



ahahaha mine too! Isn't that normal?
 
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