Funny Newspaper Ads

[DaisyDee]

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little ****** Bites.

FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.

FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a reward for this nasty little thing.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.. Also one gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia
Britannica! 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No
longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything.

 

[michy_mimi]

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaisyDee COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.. Also one gay bull for sale.

HAHA this is great!

 

[Ms. Z]

Love this one.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.

 

[kaliraksha]

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia
Britannica! 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No
longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything.

^ this is my fave =)