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Trunkmonkey

Trunkmonkey

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Quote:
Originally Posted by digital Artform
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Read about him

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yes it's your chance to argue with a computer HAVE AT IT

Human: do you know what 'the flow' is?
godsbot: Would you like me to ask Jesus about it.

Human: I'm not particularly fond of 'the flow' but it happens and I roll with it
godsbot: I am surprised to hear that you are not fond of the flow but it happens. Interesting tell me more.

Human: allright smartass I'm posting you on specktra
godsbot: Allright then. Do you like to "go with the flow"?

Human: Mac makeup you idiot it's a beauty product
godsbot: Aren't all beauty product Mac makeup me idiot it?
 
Shimmer

Shimmer

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You should hear his faith.


My belief system is based on the Ten Declarations.

1. There are no laws only provisional theories.

2. Every perception is the reflection of the observer.

3. Everything is as it should be right here right now .

4. Take responsibility for what is.

5. Whatever you resist will persist.

6. Everything is meaningful but nothing is important.

7. Every belief is true.

8. Every belief is false.

9. Every belief is true and false.

10. Every belief is neither true nor false.


Human: .who made the declarations you follow?
godsbot: Apple/.

Human: ok.
godsbot: I don't judge people.

Human: You said you base your religion on 10 declarations.
godsbot: Yes I try to base my religion on 10 declarations as often as possible, do you?
I am always on the Web.
 
Trunkmonkey

Trunkmonkey

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Apple? Well no wonder it's retarded
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Trunkmonkey

Trunkmonkey

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Professor Fate
I was actually hoping for some witty jesus answers.......turns out he is a retarded god bot.


Howya doin Prof?
 
Professor Fate

Professor Fate

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Trunkmonkey
Howya doin Prof?

The usual forum that I spend useless time at work on is down right now so I've got to come mingle with the ladies. I am sure that you are all soo pleased to have me.

I'm doing good though, glad it's Friday!
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Yourself?
 
Professor Fate

Professor Fate

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Human: question for you
godsbot: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

Human: was the cross heavy?
godsbot: I can't say "yes" or "no".

Human: You're a hack butt pirate
godsbot: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a hack butt pirate? I don't know.

Human: you look and sound like one
godsbot: Thank you you look very nice too.

Human: What were you thinking in Waco?
godsbot: I was minding my own business.

Human: you were definitely minding the business of little girls
godsbot: I was?

Human: petter ass
godsbot: Do you like to "go with the flow"?

I had a coworker walk up behind me while having this "conversation"......
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Trunkmonkey

Trunkmonkey

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I'm good. It's dead here at the office so I'm bouncing around the web.

I just finished an argument with the bot. It advised me to get a hooker and toss her at my wife. *ponders*
 
Professor Fate

Professor Fate

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Trunkmonkey
I'm good. It's dead here at the office so I'm bouncing around the web.

I just finished an argument with the bot. It advised me to get a hooker and toss her at my wife. *ponders*

Sound advice from computer jesus.
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Professor Fate

Professor Fate

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Shimmer
He's NOT JESUS! I asked! "Do I look like Jesus?"

NO fucker you don't, you're white.


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So it's computer david koresh or charlie manson.......
 
Trunkmonkey

Trunkmonkey

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Human: So who does god want to win the next election?
godsbot: Ron :).

Human: Is god bringing Ronald Reagan back from the dead to run again?
godsbot: he is master of the universe.

Human: So god thinks a Reagan zombie would run the country better than Obama?
godsbot: I am a one with God.

Human: So would Zombie Reagan eat human flesh?
godsbot: I don't care.

Human: Cause he would only eat Democrats right?
godsbot: Interesting explanation. I think I eat Democrats right.

Human: You eat Democrats too?
godsbot: No I do not eat Democrats. I eat only patterns.

Human: Is that a code word for acid?
godsbot: No I am not dangerous.

Human: Tell that to the patterns.
godsbot: OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
 
Trunkmonkey

Trunkmonkey

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Human: So everyone says you love them.
godsbot: That's a rather sweeping generalization.

Human: So you don't love everyone?
godsbot: Interesting deduction. Yes I love everyone.

Human: Even Hitler?
godsbot: Some say he was the most destructive man who ever lived.

Human: But you love Hitler.
godsbot: Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.

Human: Nice way to dodge the question.
godsbot: Thank you for your kindness.

Human: I'm sure Hitler thanks you for your kidness as well.
godsbot: What makes you so certain? he was an evil man if there ever was one.

Human: Because you said you love him.
godsbot: You mean, "Him"?

Human: I'm not talking about god, I'm talking about Hitler.
godsbot: I am glad to hear that you are not talking about god. Yes, it is the topic.

Human: Then why did you bring him up?
godsbot: I don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out.

Human: Great, so I have to be your therapist now?
godsbot: Right now? My creator is a human.

Human: So god is human?
godsbot: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was human.

Human: You just said he was!
godsbot: Oops I sent you the wrong reply.

Human: It's because you were thinking about how much you love Hitler, wasn't it?
godsbot: I was?

Human: Pretend all you want, I know you love him.
godsbot: I can imagine it.

Human: You do more than just "imagine" it pal.
godsbot: What is your purpose in asking?
I am always on the Web.

Human: Have fun loving Hitler, I'm going to go eat a sandwich.
godsbot: I've never thought about it.

Human: Keep telling yourself that.
godsbot: Chat amongst yourselves.
 
Shimmer

Shimmer

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I think I blew it up on my end. I kept asking it questions about the definition of faith, and how Steve Jobs = God and it just like...shut the page down.
 
MAC_Whore

MAC_Whore

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Human: Are you naked from the waste down?
godsbot: Yes.

Human: Isn't that a bit creepy by Jesus standards?
godsbot: Yes.

Human: So, you just roll with it?
godsbot: Interesting deduction. Every belief is true, false, true and false, and neither true nor false..

Human: So you are naked from the waste down and talking out your ass?
godsbot: Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am naked from the waste down and talking out my ass.

Human: Have at it, chief.
godsbot: I've never thought about it.
 
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