Ok heres a weird one..but still really embarrassing to me. I dont get embarrassed if i accidentally flash or have a booger in my nose but here goes.
It was a couple years ago and I was working in the county jail up in booking. It was a busy night and a guy came in who was really cute which is a shock. Shit we usually have drunks, tweekers, whores, you know scum of the earth, but this guy was very very handsome, well dressed, clean. So I jump up and get to my intake process. I ask some questions, search them, get them outta the cuffs ect.
Welllll it came down to the part where I ask to take of the shoes...take off their socks and turn em inside out.
I tell the guy " ok now remove your sex ( shoulda said socks lol) and turn them inside out"
LOL he looked up at me with a puzzled look on his face and then kinda chuckled. I was so embarrased and tried to just act like I didnt say it. Haha.Makes me laugh to this day.