The amusing 'I wish my partner....' thread

[AmberLilith]

K, here it is:

A couple of things i wish my partner would do/not do. And a few he would probably say about me.

I wish my partner...
-would check pockets for tissues before putting washing in!
-wouldn't feel so low about himself and could realise he's wonderful!! (not likely to happen though)

He wishes I...
-would not take so long trying to get my eyebrows perfect
-would remember to charge my phone battery and/or delete some messages so my inbox isn't full so that he could actually get hold of me when he wanted to.

So Specktra girlies n boys... what do you wish??
I'll bet we end up agreeing on many things!

 

[Obreathemykiss]

I wish my partner...
Would be more romantic at times.
Would start putting dirty clothes in the hamper instead of the floor and put dirty dishes directly into the dish washer after rinsing them off in the sink!

He wishes I...
Wouldn't nag him so much about the little things that really don't matter.
Would spend less time on Specktra and doing my makeup and more time with him!

 

[Lndsy]

I wish my partner would:
-not be so fricken stubborn
-stop leaving drinking glasses in his bathroom, or plates beside the couch. I always find his dirty dishes in these really random places. To above poster...at least yours have made it to the sink!

He wishes I would:
-not be so stubborn
-use the right names for things. (I call every kind of case you can put clothes into a suitcase...and apparently that is wrong

)

 

[TangoMango]

I wish my partner would:
Stop teasing me about my background
Stop being so jealous and insecure
Use his damn car to come see me more often

He wishes I would:
Stop with my mood swings
Stop being so emotional

 

[Lizzie]

I wish my partner would:
-Spend less time on his PS3
-Be more outgoing

He wishes I would:
-Not spend so many resources (time, money, etc.) on makeup and clothes
-Not be so OCD-ish about cleaning and putting stuff away

 

[glam8babe]

I wish my partner would:
- stop leaving the god damn toilet seat up... i HATE it!
- tidy his bedroom up, even though mines worse but i sleep at his more than he stays here.. so he SHOULD do it.
- stop getting so much junk food in... im trying to diet here!!
- stop telling football stories, im not interested nor do i understand what you're talkin about!
- stop taking so long to get ready!! boys are worse than girls these days
- stop sayin jokes which are so not funny.. and stop going mad if i dont understand them

the list goes on

He wishes I would:
- stop moaning at him (mostly for those things above ^ )
- take less time to get ready (just as bad as each other)
- stop complaining about dieting, excercise and all things to do with being skinny
- stop telling him about the new MAC collections coming out... because hes the one who always ends up buying me them lol

thats all i can think of right now but you get the idea