urbanlilyfairy
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dedication: id like to dedicate this here post to my good friend L ..cuz i know she has a fear or spiders like woah ...and any other victim out there that has screamed ..and been spoked by these annoying ugly beady eyed creatures..I mean they are pure evil..HAve you like read Tolkein ..and his descrption of the ultimate evil spider .... SHELOB >.you know the one that tries to eat FRODO!!!!! so yeah ...FUCK YOU ZSPIDERS>...sorry for my bad words. I normally don't speak such things or type them much i think..
BE empowered ma peeps ..don't be afraid ..be diligent and you shall be victorious !!!!!!!
on with the story.....(please excuse mispellings, jibberish and typos..was in a furry when i typededed this up)
So i was in the bathroom doing number 2 ..sorry for the tmi ..but i gots to tell ya ma story ..so im sitting there mind my own buissiness doing my buissines....and I look up at my bathroom closet door ..and i see this GINORMOUS ITALIAN EVIL BEADY EYED SPIDER CRAWLING UP IN MY SPACE!!!!!! ...so im like oh snap ...but you know im like mid poop ..so im trying to squeeze this shti out literally ..you know when you pregnant this is hard to do ..im just keepin it real folks...
so anyway yeah i hurry and i clean up quick quick ninja style..i go grab my trusty teal jelly flip flop and come back ready to rumble ..and then it goes and gets in the corner omg..where i dont have a good shot at it ..
but i was able to take a pic ..and it was taunting me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
look this is it ....
so yeah i tried to keel it in that corner but i was defeated ! .....it just laughed and was like haha you dumb american ....io no sono morti ....!!!!
so im like gahhhh and it's playing hide and seek with me
i leave the bathroom premises ...i start tooo umh get noid ...im thinking this spidey is gonna eat me when i sleep or bite me and im gonna die ..or it will bite my dogs and they is gona die or turn into mutant bunny eating zombies or something.
so yeah I think ..i got some good advice about my battle plan and ..well i go back a few times and the enemy is still hiding ...so yeah umh back again ..on like the third time ..HE came out of his hidiing spot ...and in hand I had a feather duster, air freshner (glade vanilla ) and my trusty teal jelly flip flop.
soo as im about to spray this thing with nice smelling vanilla im like man FUCK THIS SHIT >... and I grab the TILEX WHAT >.yeah i had to bring out the heavy artillery ..no room for error folks ..you know tilex can kill you buy just breathing it with no window open..
so yeah i start spraying this thing with tilex like it is a semi automatic weapon..and it tried to wiggle its way into a crack ..but it was too weak ..it must of been burning mwahahahahaha......
soo yeah it finally fell down ...on my nice flat bathroom cabniet floor..annnd BAM BAM BAM BAM bAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...dead spidey ..ohh i made spidey jelly ..hahahaha
I WIN ..I dare for its family to come and avenge its death ..im ready for it ..dust buster, tilex and flip flop in hand =P
THE END
BE empowered ma peeps ..don't be afraid ..be diligent and you shall be victorious !!!!!!!
on with the story.....(please excuse mispellings, jibberish and typos..was in a furry when i typededed this up)
So i was in the bathroom doing number 2 ..sorry for the tmi ..but i gots to tell ya ma story ..so im sitting there mind my own buissiness doing my buissines....and I look up at my bathroom closet door ..and i see this GINORMOUS ITALIAN EVIL BEADY EYED SPIDER CRAWLING UP IN MY SPACE!!!!!! ...so im like oh snap ...but you know im like mid poop ..so im trying to squeeze this shti out literally ..you know when you pregnant this is hard to do ..im just keepin it real folks...
so anyway yeah i hurry and i clean up quick quick ninja style..i go grab my trusty teal jelly flip flop and come back ready to rumble ..and then it goes and gets in the corner omg..where i dont have a good shot at it ..
but i was able to take a pic ..and it was taunting me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
look this is it ....
so yeah i tried to keel it in that corner but i was defeated ! .....it just laughed and was like haha you dumb american ....io no sono morti ....!!!!
so im like gahhhh and it's playing hide and seek with me
i leave the bathroom premises ...i start tooo umh get noid ...im thinking this spidey is gonna eat me when i sleep or bite me and im gonna die ..or it will bite my dogs and they is gona die or turn into mutant bunny eating zombies or something.
so yeah I think ..i got some good advice about my battle plan and ..well i go back a few times and the enemy is still hiding ...so yeah umh back again ..on like the third time ..HE came out of his hidiing spot ...and in hand I had a feather duster, air freshner (glade vanilla ) and my trusty teal jelly flip flop.
soo as im about to spray this thing with nice smelling vanilla im like man FUCK THIS SHIT >... and I grab the TILEX WHAT >.yeah i had to bring out the heavy artillery ..no room for error folks ..you know tilex can kill you buy just breathing it with no window open..
so yeah i start spraying this thing with tilex like it is a semi automatic weapon..and it tried to wiggle its way into a crack ..but it was too weak ..it must of been burning mwahahahahaha......
soo yeah it finally fell down ...on my nice flat bathroom cabniet floor..annnd BAM BAM BAM BAM bAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...dead spidey ..ohh i made spidey jelly ..hahahaha
I WIN ..I dare for its family to come and avenge its death ..im ready for it ..dust buster, tilex and flip flop in hand =P
THE END
