Finish My Story..........

[hyperRealGurl]

lets see how far we can take this...............Ill start ... & everyone else just keep adding to finish the story........






On Monday i went to the M.A.C counter only to find............

 

[claresauntie]

there were 4 new collections that I didn't know were coming out! Unfortunately, ....

 

[hyperRealGurl]

I spent the last bit of money i had buying a pet monkey... The monkey.....

 

[MAC_Whore]

had just eaten all of my lipsticks though, so I was able to get some items B2M. The only problems was.....

 

[claresauntie]

the monkey really needed a nice eyeliner and you can't B2M that. I realized....

 

[Shimmer]

kitties are way cooler than monkeys, and they don't fling their poo so I...

 

[hyperRealGurl]

traded my Monkey in for a kitty

 

[GalleyGirl]

that I named Sparkles. Sparkles and I always went...

 

[Shimmer]

ice skating together but...

 

[hyperRealGurl]

We got hungry and went to McDonalds for a happymeal....... and our prize was a brand new..........

 

[Janice]

..convertible and $10k in cash, because we were the 100 billionth person served. I immediatly ....

 

[Shimmer]

bought and island and...

 

[hyperRealGurl]

A brand new car.......... a new hizzle........ some boobs D-cups...... and some Mac

 

[Shimmer]

but when my package arrived via UPS I opened it and discovered...

 

[hyperRealGurl]

The boobs i ordered from Ebay was not a D-cup but a c-cup and........

 

[Shimmer]

so I got on the phone with...

 

[Hawkeye]

george stephenopolis to complain only to find out....

 

[Shimmer]

that the government was taking 85% of my winnings in taxes so I...

 

[hyperRealGurl]

became a troll and started living in the woods b.c i was pissed off that the gorvenment was taking 85% of my winnings. Then a fairy came to me in a dream and said............

 

[Juneplum]

don't despair - u are beautiful underneath all that hideous hair.. i will grant you 3 wishes.. choose wisely because..