Finish My Story..........

[hyperRealGurl]

if u dont you will loose you hair! So I thoght carefully and came up with.......

 

[User34]

a great plan to takeover the world ( chuckles madly...)

 

[Shimmer]

my plan was foiled though by those pesky ...

 

[hyperRealGurl]

kids and their Pup named scooooby dooby dooooo! and...

 

[Shimmer]

so with that I went back to the drawing b oard and decided

 

[claresauntie]

to take a...

 

[MAC_Whore]

chance and chase my dream job: hooker accountant. I was going really well until.....

 

[hyperRealGurl]

i realized i could make more money working at the flea market... i was making so much money that i had enough too...

 

[Shimmer]

get a mani/pedi while reading dante's..

 

[hyperRealGurl]

while reading dante's i looked up to realize that i couldnt get a pedi b/c i didnt have feet but flippers... i was hoping that this was all a bad dream but........

 

[User34]

said "ah to hell with it" and dived into the ocean but then..

 

[MAC_Whore]

I realized that someone had drugged me and in my altered state I had confused the ocean with a pile of garbage. So as I picked garbage from my hair and teeth, I realized that....

 

[Janice]

The water bottle I had found in the pile of garbage and drank was actually liquid LSD. I don't remember much but the next thing I knew was....

 

[Shimmer]

there were giants doing cartwheels, statues wearing high heels...lookit all the happy creatures dancing on the lawn...so I

 

[Janice]

decided to join them, tore off my clothes, grabbed my bongos and ran into the foray where I was confronted by

 

[Shimmer]

a naked yard gnome who was eating

 

[kaliraksha]

minature baby shoes covered in chocolate. He looked me straight in the eye and...

 

[Janice]

asked me where the rest of the baby was 'cause he's still hungry. I told him

 

[Shimmer]

to go to the house four blocks down and two around the corner and get a Doors album so he could

 

[Janice]

chill out, I handed him the LSD water water bottle to help the trip along. As soon as he left I started pinching myself because it had been an unusual day and once again I was hoping it all had been a dream. The only thing I wanted to do was