What makes your man go crazy? :)

[xxManBeaterxx]

^^^ Roflmao!!!

this thread reminds me of the carlos mencia standup on sex

YouTube - Carlos Mencia stand up comedy very funny

 

[joey444]

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Originally Posted by chocolategoddes Puke? My mouth would probably jump off my face and run away. D: lqtm

LOLOLOL....I'm crying from laughing so hard reading this thread!!! Hilarious!

 

[MissResha]

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Originally Posted by ohnna-lee I'm pretty sure I ruined a couch in Vegas, I get over reactive salivary glands and produce a lot of um lubrication when giving some good head. I used to have a plastic pad on my bed, but it seems like right now blow jobs are given while in a car. 5 minutes.... no problem, I have him worked down to 3 minutes but I love to give head, especially when he says "quick, up, up, someone's coming" Yeah, it's supposed to be you dipstick! Only thing is, it is very hard to get up and under the ballsack to make the eyes roll back in the head... hmmm

thats so hot

i'm the same way. blow bubbles

 

[M.A.C. head.]

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Originally Posted by ohnna-lee I'm pretty sure I ruined a couch in Vegas, I get over reactive salivary glands and produce a lot of um lubrication when giving some good head. I used to have a plastic pad on my bed, but it seems like right now blow jobs are given while in a car. 5 minutes.... no problem, I have him worked down to 3 minutes but I love to give head, especially when he says "quick, up, up, someone's coming" Yeah, it's supposed to be you dipstick! Only thing is, it is very hard to get up and under the ballsack to make the eyes roll back in the head... hmmm

I gave my dh head while driving for the first time a few weeks ago. It was so much fun! It really was a rush.

Something else that my man likes:

When I'm riding him and I reach around and play with his balls at the same time. The guy practically IMPLODES lmaoooooo

 

[MissResha]

^^yes! they love that. wanna see your man wimper like a little bitch? dont stop riding him after he cums LOL. i get a sick thrill off it, he begs me to stop and hits Mariah Carey high notes. hilarious!

 

[joey444]

LOLOLOL!!! I swear, your comments always crack me up!!!!!

 

[M.A.C. head.]

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Originally Posted by MissResha ^^yes! they love that. wanna see your man wimper like a little bitch? dont stop riding him after he cums LOL. i get a sick thrill off it, he begs me to stop and hits Mariah Carey high notes. hilarious!

*DIES*

 

[Ziya]

I JUST LOL'ED its 1:00 in the morning right now ahhahahhahahhahah that is the best comment ever..I need to try that!

 

[BeccalovesMAC]

My man likes road head, Short skirts heels. oh he also likes my boobs. lol

 

[greengoesmoo]

My Bf's ultimate seems to be pissing, he loves it, and so do I. I was uncomfortable at first but I soon learnt how amazing that kind of dominance feels.

He is also quite into anal in general, he loves my strap on.

so do I, because it's glittery!

I totally do not get the aversion to rimming here! It's so intimate!! If your man isn't clean there, he's not washing or wiping properly and you should find a new one!!!