Ever feel like a hot mess?

[Hilly]

Cuz I sure do!

Blah!! Let's hear it!!! A thread to rant and rave about wahtever!

 

[Hilly]

Example
I am drunk off of a cubed box of wine from target an listentint to Pualua Abdul...

 

[Janice]

Take it easy there tiger.

 

[Hilly]

lol im bored

 

[Shimmer]

Every fucking day.


In most interesting news of the day, I got to have an 18 year old kid pop wood while I was adjusting his harness so he can climb. Ew.

 

[Shimmer]

OH AND my friends all went to various adult entertainment venues and left me here at the lockin with a bunch of 17 and 18 year old kids. Um. Yay?

 

[Hilly]

Yikes! Pubescent boys and their boners...yuck!!!

 

[Hilly]

When I was 17-18 I was gross too. eww. sorry society!!

 

[Shimmer]

I remember being awkward...but Christ. >.< I don't want to imagine (or see) 17 y/o boners.


Good news is a really hot guy paid me a high compliment today...that made me smile.


I want a beer.

 

[Janice]

I flirted with a HOT ASS waiter tonight at dinner. Damn he was smoking.

 

[Hilly]

I used to think guys were so hot if they wore "wife beaters" and had some muscles while smoking cigs. Now most of them are in jail. Sigh lol

 

[Shimmer]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janice I flirted with a HOT ASS waiter tonight at dinner. Damn he was smoking.

NOTHING is more fun than some flirting. Makes everyone feel good about themselves.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hilly I used to think guys were so hot if they wore "wife beaters" and had some muscles while smoking cigs. Now most of them are in jail. Sigh lol

Tattoos.
I need more tattoos in my life.

 

[Hilly]

I love nipple rings!! i used to have one. SIGH!!! I highly suggest getting one!!!

 

[OfficerJenny]

I went to a gay dance tonight.
It was the most awkward experience of my life, but the flirting was fun.

Because flirting is the best thing ever.

 

[Hilly]

U go girl!

 

[Shimmer]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hilly I love nipple rings!! i used to have one. SIGH!!! I highly suggest getting one!!!

I have one.
Need to get my other redone.
I have several body mods.

 

[Hilly]

Hubby soesnt want me to get one

 

[OfficerJenny]

I want my nipples pierced soooo bad x_x
One day, I will!

 

[ohnna-lee]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hilly U go girl!

um.. um... umm... ahem, his name is Chad, not Jenny.

 

[OfficerJenny]

Quote:

Originally Posted by ohnna-lee um.. um... umm... ahem, his name is Chad, not Jenny.

XDDD I love you <3