I saw this poll on the front page and I was like WTF? LOL
| Originally Posted by LC
lol...just as an update...i had my baby 3 weeks ago, and didnt! lol..granted i only had to push for 4 minutes, i don't think i had time to poop!
| Originally Posted by Junkie
I didn't hahaha, but I DID throw up all over myself! And I had a catheter as well. It was gross and not even covered. So everyone who came to visit me that day had to stare at this enormous bag of pee ahahahahaha!
My step mom did with my little bro. She kept asking my dad (mid-push), "Did I just poop?! Did I poop?! Omg, I pooped didn't I?!". And he was like, "No, you didn't *lying*. She was like, "Liar! I can smell my shit!"
But yeah, the doctors are soooo used to it. They're super fast at wrapping it up in the multiple sheets they have under and around you, they scoop it up and shove it out of the way. Have you even seen the laundry bin after you give birth?! Its FILLED with sheets, blankets and gowns.
There are a lot more gross things that come out other than poop. My bf was traumatized! Haha. I asked what birth looked like and his only answer was "Colourful".
He explained later that the nurse totally inserted her whole hand in there and scooped out all the "goo" to clean me out. Yuck.