How can I look like a model?

[purplevines]

To the ladies with new and improved boobies, better tell your partners to to watch out stay on your good side. .. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2263190/Donna-Lange-51-smothers-boyfriend-death-breasts-drunken-row-caravan.html

 

[mosha010]

Quote:Originally Posted by HerGreyness
just no boobie grabbing



I wanted to say that you and Mosha can grab mine, but didn't want to go there (yet).

I need some wine (or beer, or cocktails, I'm not picky) before I write that!

Lmfao! That can be arranged!

 

[mosha010]

To the ladies with new and improved boobies, better tell your men to to watch out stay on your good side. .. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2263190/Donna-Lange-51-smothers-boyfriend-death-breasts-drunken-row-caravan.html

Omg that was my widow scheme for husband #2!!!! I have my fiancé warned ...

 

[Dominique33]

LOL ))) Poor fiancé !

 

[PeachTwist]

I just love reading this thread. You guys make my day.

 

[mosha010]

I just love reading this thread. You guys make my day.

Yup. It's down to boob smothering now.

 

[mosha010]

I ate like a model today guys!!!!!!!!!!!! I got so busy at work I skipped lunch. Then I went to drop off stuff at the mail and picked up a bag of those tiny vanilla wafers. I'm famished. I'm in the bus right now with a salad and have the boyfriend seasoning a chicken right now. I can eat the whole thing right now without chewing. Needless to say not eating makes me awful crumpy so get the hell out of my way people!!!!!!!!!!!! Also, just a reminder this weekend is Mother's Day. Or take ur mom to brunch so we all get unlimited mimosas day.

 

[Denae78]

Just heard today is National No Diet day lol.

 

[mosha010]

Just heard today is National No Diet day lol.

Yer lyin !!! OMG omg omg! Cancel the SALAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!_!!_!_!_ I'm celebrating by having a twix while the chicken is in the oven. #teamlefttwix #teamnodietday #teameatdirty #teamsaladisforcows #teamchickenisintheovenandimstarvedandimightjusteatbothtwixsides

 

[Denae78]

Yer lyin !!! OMG omg omg! Cancel the SALAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!_!!_!_!_ I'm celebrating by having a twix while the chicken is in the oven. #teamlefttwix #teamnodietday #teameatdirty #teamsaladisforcows #teamchickenisintheovenandimstarvedandimightjusteatbothtwixsides

Lmao. I'm truly regretting my decision to not have junk in the house. Already have my "house clothes" on so leaving isn't an option.

 

[elegant-one]

crying

I ate a milk chocolate caramel filled SQUARE

mosha..you crack me up so much

still looking for my model avatar

 

[mosha010]

 

[User38]

lol.. I am having some wine and a bunch of pistachios with a few slices of chorizo and baguette.. after that, I will indulge in a candied chestnut which I bought in DF.. love those.

so all in all, I ate dirty yet again.

I will continue doing so until my boobies get smaller.. lol

 

[marie4u]

good keep it up...

 

[mosha010]

good keep it up...

Thank you marie. I'm glad we got your approval.

 

[mosha010]

 

[NaomiH]

 

[Dominique33]

I keep eating dirty esp since we went our separate ways I drink soda and I eat all the time, going on a diet ? Noooo ! I will go fat while my ex boyfriend is so thin, slender is not the word thin he is ! It is my fate I eat dirty well I feel better that way i think

 

[User38]

I keep eating dirty esp since we went our separate ways

I drink soda and I eat all the time, going on a diet ? Noooo ! I will go fat while my ex boyfriend is so thin, slender is not the word thin he is ! It is my fate I eat dirty well I feel better that way i think

I ate dirty too.. before I broke up with mine.. and the pistachios broke my tooth.. lol. It's called Karma.

But I will continue eating dirty cause I am a dirty girl

 

[User38]

Thank you marie. I'm glad we got your approval.

how could we live without it?