How do you kick a bridesmaid out of your wedding?


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Originally Posted by hello_my_apple
side note- i've had friends say worse to me when we first started dating, a friend goes "i dunno how you sleep with him, doesnt his penis look uncooked, it make me wanna vomit". i was like WTF! lol. the ignorance of some people.

Sorry, this made me laugh out loud --- there was a girl on this season's Top Model who said something to that effect, and I've been teasing my husband about his "raw meat" penis ever since (we are both pasty white).

I was afraid she'd freak out when confronted (which she did) but it turned out well because she's out of the wedding and you can relax. You don't want friends who wish infertility and infidelity on you anyway. Fuck her.