You did what ......with WHAT?!?!?

[CaraAmericana]

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Originally Posted by ~Coco~ Ok, I admit it....I wanted white eyelashes sooo bad(when I was 17) much wiser now. Nobody made white mascara way back then, LOL! So I took my white nail polish and well you guess it, painted my eyelashes..but only the tips not too close to the eye. Still makes it totally stupid.

COCO you loca girl!!! lol That was funny, thanks for sharing!!!

 

[boudoir]

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Originally Posted by ~Coco~ Ok, I admit it....I wanted white eyelashes sooo bad(when I was 17) much wiser now. Nobody made white mascara way back then, LOL! So I took my white nail polish and well you guess it, painted my eyelashes..but only the tips not too close to the eye. Still makes it totally stupid.

OMG! hope your eyelashes didn't suffer too much!

 

[~Coco~]

Not too much, I don't really remember, probably all the fumes gone to my brain : )

 

[Tubachick02]

OMG, the bleach girl's mom complained to my boss, she said I refused to help her daughter for no reason, and that it was another girl's fault as her daughter overheard another artist tell one of our reguars that just got her hair lightened to have her brows professionally bleached so they matched, crazy crazy people

 

[~Coco~]

Some people. The key word here is PROFESSIONALLY! Not go down in your basement and grab your bleach....oye vay!

 

[calbear]

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Originally Posted by Tubachick02 OMG, the bleach girl's mom complained to my boss, she said I refused to help her daughter for no reason, and that it was another girl's fault as her daughter overheard another artist tell one of our reguars that just got her hair lightened to have her brows professionally bleached so they matched, crazy crazy people

People will find any reason to complain and blame someone else for their crazyness. I love it.

 

[Beauty Mark]

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Originally Posted by Tubachick02 OMG, the bleach girl's mom complained to my boss, she said I refused to help her daughter for no reason, and that it was another girl's fault as her daughter overheard another artist tell one of our reguars that just got her hair lightened to have her brows professionally bleached so they matched, crazy crazy people

There are no words for what is wrong with this situation.

 

[Tubachick02]

I'm gonna bump this one in the case of another wedding (ya notice it always seems to be weddings when all the crazys come out), but ok, one of the bridesmaids regularly does her make up with watercolor pencils (artists use them) but she wanted a pale watery look and when I didn't do it right she got out the flower girls crayola coloring pencils, wet them and "fixed it"

 

[yummy411]

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Originally Posted by calbear So I'm talking to her for a second and realize that these lashes have been on for quite some time (like three days).

omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[yummy411]

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Originally Posted by MisStarrlight I get people using black eyeliner as eyebrows & lipliners ALL THE TIME...kinda makes me want to puke. I also had this one lady, who after lining her lips with Smolder, would apply Morange to her bottom lip only-cause she thought it would help make her lips look smaller.

:r ofl:

 

[yummy411]

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Originally Posted by calbear *DEAD*

omg this is the funniest thread i've read in quite a while.... i would have passed out too!

 

[foreverymoment]

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Originally Posted by KeshieShimmer My auntie does that (use black eyeliner as eyebrow pencil and lip liner)! She looks horrid! haha

my auntie does that too...but my auntie is a drag queen (her stage name is Auntie, she's not really my aunt)...

 

[tsukiyomi]

I may be kicked for this, but when I read that people use vaseline on their eyelids, I want to puke. Vaseline is just....it's so greasy and it's flammable. Smokers beware when lighting up when you have vaseline on your face.

 

[SparklingWaves]

I thought marks-a-lot was poisonous. Apparently, it isn't too lethal. I had a nursing friend who loved the red color. It just freaked me out.

 

[ms.marymac]

How about a girl that said she didn't need eye makeup remover to remove Liquid Last because she uses Apricot Scrub. :nod:

 

[foreverymoment]

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Originally Posted by ms.marymac How about a girl that said she didn't need eye makeup remover to remove Liquid Last because she uses Apricot Scrub. :nod:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW!

that stuff hurts in general...i would NEVER get it NEAR my eyes.

 

[Love Always Ivy]

you know how elderly people like walking around the mall super early?
at one point we had body butters on promotion, so the demo table in the front of the store was body butters .... well im opening one day and suddenly i hear "OOOH BUTTER" and i turn around and see an old man dip his biscotti in the body butter and go to eat it... it was like slow motion NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. he was so embarassed he ran away.

 

[astronaut]

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Originally Posted by Love Always Ivy you know how elderly people like walking around the mall super early? at one point we had body butters on promotion, so the demo table in the front of the store was body butters .... well im opening one day and suddenly i hear "OOOH BUTTER" and i turn around and see an old man dip his biscotti in the body butter and go to eat it... it was like slow motion NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. he was so embarassed he ran away.

Awww poor man!

 

[mello]

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Originally Posted by Love Always Ivy you know how elderly people like walking around the mall super early? at one point we had body butters on promotion, so the demo table in the front of the store was body butters .... well im opening one day and suddenly i hear "OOOH BUTTER" and i turn around and see an old man dip his biscotti in the body butter and go to eat it... it was like slow motion NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. he was so embarassed he ran away.

LMFAO. Wow, that literally made me laugh out loud.

 

[BlahWah]

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Originally Posted by Love Always Ivy you know how elderly people like walking around the mall super early? at one point we had body butters on promotion, so the demo table in the front of the store was body butters .... well im opening one day and suddenly i hear "OOOH BUTTER" and i turn around and see an old man dip his biscotti in the body butter and go to eat it... it was like slow motion NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. he was so embarassed he ran away.

This is one of the few stories my husband could appreciate! Boy, did he laugh hard... poor old man tho, and his ruined biscotti!