Beyonce: Oscars 2009
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TISH1124
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You know it was too tight when she was taking baby steps all the way down the red carpet....Too funny!!
Originally Posted by aziajs
You know what, I actually laughed out loud! Ok. I was watching the red carpet arrivals with my mother. When they first showed Beyonce it was a shot from the back and the first thing out of my mother's mouth was, "what in the world?!!?!?!" That said it all. I just shook my head. It doesn't look that bad in the photo but if you saw the live footage on the red carpet you would see how wrong it was - wrong on all fronts. |
You know it was too tight when she was taking baby steps all the way down the red carpet....Too funny!!
~MARIETTE~
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honestly the first thing that came to mind was to burn the damned thing.
chocolategoddes
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at least its... different.
but im not surprised. beyonce rarely seems to get "formal attire" just right. She tries to make statements and put her own little flair to a look, but she usually ends up looking ridiculous!!! D:
but im not surprised. beyonce rarely seems to get "formal attire" just right. She tries to make statements and put her own little flair to a look, but she usually ends up looking ridiculous!!! D:
GreekChick
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Ok, the dress is bad.
But what's even more hilarious is her posture in that first pics.
Can you say robot? Plastic Barbie?
You know how they say bad posture ruins a look? Well, this is a horrible pose added onto an even more horrible dress, making her look ridiculous.
And it's always that same pose.
But what's even more hilarious is her posture in that first pics.
Can you say robot? Plastic Barbie?
You know how they say bad posture ruins a look? Well, this is a horrible pose added onto an even more horrible dress, making her look ridiculous.
And it's always that same pose.
Septemba
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LOL. I thought the same thing about the posture. I just imagined everyone filing in/standing around and all of a sudden her assuming that pose for the cameras.
I would have to laugh.
| Originally Posted by GreekChick
Ok, the dress is bad. But what's even more hilarious is her posture in that first pics. Can you say robot? Plastic Barbie? You know how they say bad posture ruins a look? Well, this is a horrible pose added onto an even more horrible dress, making her look ridiculous. And it's always that same pose. |
LOL. I thought the same thing about the posture. I just imagined everyone filing in/standing around and all of a sudden her assuming that pose for the cameras.
I would have to laugh.
~MARIETTE~
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And it shall continue to be always the same pose. I almost feel bad for her.....I know that fashion is extremly subjective, but there has to be some type of staple, and she just ALWAYS blows it. You can tell that she's trying too. And what makes this worse is that she did it to herself. This is HOD. Ah well, at least her face was beautiful.
| Originally Posted by GreekChick
Ok, the dress is bad. But what's even more hilarious is her posture in that first pics. Can you say robot? Plastic Barbie? You know how they say bad posture ruins a look? Well, this is a horrible pose added onto an even more horrible dress, making her look ridiculous. And it's always that same pose. |
And it shall continue to be always the same pose. I almost feel bad for her.....I know that fashion is extremly subjective, but there has to be some type of staple, and she just ALWAYS blows it. You can tell that she's trying too. And what makes this worse is that she did it to herself. This is HOD. Ah well, at least her face was beautiful.
GreekChick
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She always wears the same body hugging type of dress. And always strapless.
I don't know. Switch it up a little?
I have yet to see her wearing a different shape.
| Originally Posted by ~MARIETTE~
And it shall continue to be always the same pose. I almost feel bad for her.....I know that fashion is extremly subjective, but there has to be some type of staple, and she just ALWAYS blows it. You can tell that she's trying too. And what makes this worse is that she did it to herself. This is HOD. Ah well, at least her face was beautiful. |
She always wears the same body hugging type of dress. And always strapless.
I don't know. Switch it up a little?
I have yet to see her wearing a different shape.
~MARIETTE~
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^^^^its useless, but i still hope for bee to suprise me.
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yea, her artist is generally on top of her game. and yes, her skin is flawless.
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| Originally Posted by TISH1127
^^ Her liner is HOTTTT and her skin is so fabulous |
yea, her artist is generally on top of her game. and yes, her skin is flawless.
MiCHiE
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Her poses always look awkward and like she's trying to keep her arms away from her body.
| Originally Posted by GreekChick
Ok, the dress is bad. But what's even more hilarious is her posture in that first pics. Can you say robot? Plastic Barbie? You know how they say bad posture ruins a look? Well, this is a horrible pose added onto an even more horrible dress, making her look ridiculous. And it's always that same pose. |
Her poses always look awkward and like she's trying to keep her arms away from her body.
~MARIETTE~
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^^^^Idk, maybe there is a thumb rule for 'hippie' women to keep their arms away from their body, because beyonce has been doing that pose for ages. maybe she thinks its slimming.
GreekChick
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Maybe. It just doesn't look natural though. She looks like she's trying too hard, as if she's not relaxed.
The slimming effect is overshadowed by her contrived pose.
The first thing I notice is how stiff she looks.
| Originally Posted by ~MARIETTE~
^^^^Idk, maybe there is a thumb rule for 'hippie' women to keep their arms away from their body, because beyonce has been doing that pose for ages. maybe she thinks its slimming. |
Maybe. It just doesn't look natural though. She looks like she's trying too hard, as if she's not relaxed.
The slimming effect is overshadowed by her contrived pose.
The first thing I notice is how stiff she looks.
~MARIETTE~
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Its funny you should say that because thats about all the fashion police said. siff stiff stiff.....hideous monstrocity....oh, and House of Dereon.
| Originally Posted by GreekChick
Maybe. It just doesn't look natural though. She looks like she's trying too hard, as if she's not relaxed. The slimming effect is overshadowed by her contrived pose. The first thing I notice is how stiff she looks. |
Its funny you should say that because thats about all the fashion police said. siff stiff stiff.....hideous monstrocity....oh, and House of Dereon.
MiCHiE
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This seems like something someone would do to make their arms appear thinner, one thing she doesn't need to worry about. But, I agree with everyone else, awkward and stiff is all this is coming off to be.
| Originally Posted by ~MARIETTE~
^^^^Idk, maybe there is a thumb rule for 'hippie' women to keep their arms away from their body, because beyonce has been doing that pose for ages. maybe she thinks its slimming. |
This seems like something someone would do to make their arms appear thinner, one thing she doesn't need to worry about. But, I agree with everyone else, awkward and stiff is all this is coming off to be.
