Ok seriously girls, my sides hurt from laughing so hard. Between you girls and this thread, Malcolm and his hair problems and the this show my little boy is watching on TV, I almost can't stand it.
Ok, first the cat. Have you ever given a dog a peanut butter jar and let them lick it? You know how they just sit and lick the air cause they can't figure out how to deal with texture of the peanut butter? Well, that is exactly what my little Sabrina is doing. She was the one that Malcolm went to for help, and the poor thing have NO idea what is going on. She was sitting next to him on my washing machine trying so hard to help give him a bath, and she finally gave up. She sat there for the longest time trying to comb out the fur on his head with her tongue. It was almost like watching a kid with his tongue stuck to an icecube. It really wasn't going anywhere.
Luckily now, Malcolm is pretty much dazzleglass free, but he still wears his title proudly. Poor Sabrina is exhausted.
I tried to get a video with my phone but I couldn't get the camera to focus right.
Then, Joshua is watching this show on Nickoloden. It is the most ridiculous show, but he loves it
Anyway, this adult woman was just on there wearing a gold glittery outfit, WAY too much blue eyeshadow, bright red lipstick and hair teased to the moon and back. She was singing a song about her "glitter hands" and doing an unbelieveably embarassing dance. I thought to myself, the only thing she is missing is some Dazzleglass. I'm telling ya, I am just a mess today!