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Originally Posted by Krasevayadancer
So I have used my steppin out for a solid week and I am down to having 2/3 left. Give me another week and a half and it will be gone
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Woman! How many times are you reapplying and how many swipes do you use to get a decent application?
Oh the logistics of it all…lipgloss application – that is!
Down to 2/3 in a week you say?!?!? This is not good at all!
So bottom line for me is that I’m must be dreamin’ if I think I can make one of these tubes last a year and a half?!?!?
But you…you seem a little,
all too, at peace with this statistic…almost with an air of frivolity…think…Marie Antoinette!
That winking and “Dazzleglass” kiss blowing smiley face that you chose to punctuate your comment is a little,
all, too revealing! Thought you were being clever huh???
Hmmmmm…Kids I think she’s got a pusher somewhere, or, at the very least, a
CONNECTION!!! She probably has cases of this !@#% in her closets!!!
Are you holding out on us???
Oh how the mighty and powerful have fallen, haven’t even been in your office for what…2-3 days and we’ve already sniffed out a Vanilla tinged scandal, albeit, reeking of rotten food and chemically plastics (Rags to Riches)!!!
Come on…come clean!
While the rest of us poor Bimbos are just,
barely, squeakin’ by with a tube here ‘n’ there, you’ve got a
whole “temperature controlled” storage unit of Dazzleglass stashed away somewhere don’t you? They’re probably loading the last few boxes of it into a private warehouse in Alaska, maybe, as we live and breath!!!!
What’s
really goin’ on???
Krasevayadancer as our President/Queen we demand to know the truth!!!
I know, I know…these things have to be handled delicately…
Krasevayadancer,
Do you, solemnly swear, on the democratic “Oath of the Bimbos”, and all of their bylaws pertaining to (
whatever that it, yet to be determined), that you are not, knowingly, stockpiling or hoarding any amounts of said Dazzleglass that is deemed inappropriate to the laws and statutes, in the areas of certain safety regulations, i.e., blocking of any/all exits out of home/building in case of emergency, while other lay, desperate, around you, in apparent Dazzleglass famine?
Do you, also, solemnly swear, on the democratic “Oath of the Bimbos”, and all of their bylaws pertaining to (
whatever that it, yet to be determined), that you are not, nor will ever be, knowingly, involved in any other operations, organizations, religious gatherings, cults, that is/or will be monopolizing said Dazzleglass so that others will lay, desperate, in their own pools of drool, while, or so that you may, in the future, post your own makeup tutorials, while…
still…wearing said Dazzleglass on your lips when said Dazzleglass is no longer in manufacture?
And-so-shall-it-be-by-all-that-there-is-by-therefore-where-for-art-though-in-so-there-of-do-you-cross-your-heart-and-forever-hold-all-that-is-sacred-upon…your multiple “Tubes O’Dazzleglass?”
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